Today, the girl I've had several passionate encounters over the past few weeks admitted we cannot entirely be together as she is married. She wants to make it work with me but cannot divorce as she would lose her visa. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my fiancée is convinced that I just want to marry her to get a green card, so she doesn’t want to marry me anymore. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I had to face the fact that although I’ve been married for almost 2 years, my dream girl has come into my life and wants a relationship. I don’t know how to break it off with my wife. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Oh, the comments are not going to like you, my friend.
Razell 13
Tell her that you refuse to have a relationship with a liar. But first, make sure that you've changed the locks on your house. Keep any pics you have of the two of you together, though, in case she threatens you or you need to rat her out to her husband. ... who may or may not exist, depending on whether she's just stringing you along.
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Comments (27)
Jerry Leberer 12
she just admitted it, it's now up to you to end it and what would really be the big "F you" to her would be telling USCIS the situation, she'd lose her visa anyways. they're under investigation for 2 years. dont ask how I know
tibtak 20
I find you all very harsh on the lady. Although I don’t support cheating, being immigrant is not always easy. Maybe she came as a student and end up dating her husband and after a year it was either getting married or end the relationship. And now she may just like OP a lot and the husband turned out to be a total jerk but divorcing would mean losing her job and life here including not being able to see OP ever again. Or maybe she just plain use men, but I don’t think we have enough info to judge.
Stan_The_Man 7
Well, friends with benefits might be nice, if you’re into that. Just don’t get her pregnant, and if she gives any inclination of being a crazy, run for your damned life.