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Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sure she would've really hit it off with her savior, a short, dark-skinned, culturally Jewish fellow named Jesus.
Thepicheese 8
The thing I don't get about Christians hating Jews is that they don't realize their religion only exists because of a Jew.
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uzumakinurto 13
the irony here is people on here are so against people being judgmental or non inclusive and yet based on what this one nameless women they have never met said all of sudden they won't go to Texas because if the post is from Texas all Christian in texas must be bigots judging a entire group of people off of one person is textbook prejudice..which yall wine about all the time. I guess being prejudice is only wrong if you are religious in some way, but if you remain unaffiliated it's ok? correct me if I am wrong.
Shrike 24
One person said he wouldn't go to Texas. One. Again: one. And he's an idiot. The only other person to say anything about Texas was the guy who said "Yep, sounds like Texas". So, two people out of 34 so far, and yet here you are talking as if there's rampant anti-religious bigotry going on. Chill out, you nutjob.
interesting33 37
tbf I don't think they are a nutjob, I think that comment is very reasonable (or would be if many people said they wouldn't go to Texas or blamed all Christians.). If that wasn't the case and people didn't say these things, it just means the comment wasn't accurate in the context but not that they are a nutjob, or that the basic message is wrong.
uzumakinurto 13
I'm not a nut job. I'm just making an observation and considering the comment about religious bigotry being alive I'd say it was not completely out of place..and normally all it takes is one comment for someone to get offended for example you replying to mine. I've only made 2 comments total and replied to one other. yet here you are jumping my case..so out of the two of us who really is a nutjob?
Sayeret_Matkal 18
Shh, calm down.
Shrike 24
"I'm just making an observation" No, you're just frantically making stuff up and ignoring all evidence to the contrary. Pretty nutty, I think most people would agree.
Jer706 5
You. You're the nut job
Peppersworth 6
I am sorry you have to deal with that, if she doesn't like Jews, she should read her Bible more.
Liammg 12
If you're near D.C. just casually drop her off at the holocaust museum and drive away.
alwaysstabbing 19
muh 600 gorrillion gassed jews
that_snowflake 22
Jew must really hate that she thinks that.... I'm sorry I'll go now
unholyswiss 19
Sounds like most Christians I've had the displeasure of meeting, gl op.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Man, I'm sorry to hear that your future mother in law is a racist bigot. It amazes me people still have minds like that in 2016.
mat9412 5
Did this happen in louisiana with a family that lives by a lake and had lots of kids over? If so, run far and fast!
luvlu444 24
From one Jew to another (and everyone else reading this), all I can say is focus on the love you have for your partner and not the hatred of their parents. A big part of Jewish culture is love and life over hatred for a fellow man, so embrace that and ignore all the negativity. Mazel tov on the engagement
HylianBadger 21
I don't mind people who are religious, but I can't stand those who use religion to be biggoted assholes.