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Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sure she would've really hit it off with her savior, a short, dark-skinned, culturally Jewish fellow named Jesus.
Thepicheese 8
The thing I don't get about Christians hating Jews is that they don't realize their religion only exists because of a Jew.
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Comments (95)
sohigh10 34
You could record her, I don't know what you'd do with it, but it's always good to have evidence back you up if your fiance takes her side.
Mecha_Techie 6
I don't know about this state but in my town it's illegal to record someone without their knowledge. You have to tell them you're recording or have signs posted. If people come in to buy a voice recorder and say it's for that we can't even sell it to them.
mrsmikelowrey 15
As a resident of the state of Texas, I've had a little experience with this from a previous job (unfortunately because of similar reasons.) In Texas, only one participant in the recorded conversation must be aware AND ON RECORD as having knowledge and giving permission that the conversation can be recorded.
Morty56 3
**** off you're either Jewish or not Jewish. You can't be "culturally Jewish"
saxaddict122 14
Well, you kinda can be. One of my good buddies has Jewish ancestry and has been bar mitzvah-ed and grew up with some of the Jewish influences, but neither he nor his nuclear family are religious. I don't necessarily understand all of the differences (I'm not Jewish at all) but I know that anti-Semites hate people of Jewish decent in general and that OP definitely has a problem on her hands.
mightyfp 1
this wouldn't happen if you just bowled on the weekend Walter...
Tomryan279 10
Sharpie some numbers number on her for are so she can be Jewish too
Tomryan279 10
Well then hopefully you will convert and become a Christian. I don't like Jewish people because of the experience I have had with
chllgy 3
most Christians and catholics refer to jews as our brothers in religion our Jewish brothers and sisters as taught in my church. Jesus knew he needed to die on the cross he dident try to avoid it and also it was gods will that the crowd turned against him. I'm sure if he had wanted he could have avoided it but he openly accepted it.
sighlifeman 12
mother in law and daughter in law were never meant to like each other anyway
hawkxp 3
Maybe if you weren't just culturally Jewish, and actually embraced your Judaism.. You wouldn't deserve to be treated this way. Next time date a jew.
fightyourtitle 17
I did Nazi that coming
hman1025 17
I thought I was the only Jew on here!