Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, I'm in love with my friend, and he's in love with me. The problem? We're both married to other people. We're not acting on it and we're going to do the right thing, which is letting it go, but my heart is broken in a million pieces right now. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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diceplaya 12
Find someone else, dont ruin the family
Tyger44 1
There should be an ad here somewhere which says"hot single men in your area"..clik it
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Comments (167)
jdengel 0
convert to the Mormon faith, problem solved
hatesliars 3
Mormon's aren't really like that...
marpay 11
Polygamy ftw! Or was it ftl, I'll never remember that one.
haw008 14
Never allow yourself to be second.
mikagesouji 0
So what.
JenDanielle917 13
I'm still a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't neeed, youuuuu.
bizarre_ftw 22
He can just tell her he's decided to become a Mormon. But he should probably go on a week long alcohol bing in las vegas first... :/
JinxosGirl87 0
"Nevermind I'll find someone like yoooou"... Only minus the cheating douchebag personality flaw.
CryMoreFMLs 15
WTF kind of dragonfly is that? The rare dragodickfly?
SockMonkey333 0
Find someone new, move on to someone who can really be with you!
perdix 31
Mistress is not a bad gig. At least you don't have to do his laundry. And the wife is stuck doing all the boring shit with him. You just get 100% hot sex!
hatesliars 3
Everyone saying he can say he's being a Mormon, If that's because the whole "marrying more than one person" thing? That's not true. My boyfriend is a Mormon and that is not how it is at all....Jussst sayin.
bizarre_ftw 22
it's just a joke, if you want to describe a guy with more than one girl, instead of saying player or pimp, say mormon. again, just a joke.
Monkeysmommy1 0
31 is right- that's so not how it is. And you totally deserve it. Why are you messing with that poor womans husband? And those kids' father? ***** like you make me sick.
Cheylea 10
Don't do it! It'll end in tragedy.