Anonymous
Paris, France
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
patacus 14
extra credit?
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patacus 14
extra credit?
NurseJonathan 9
If not, then the Original Poster can work in a methlab.
im_bored_tired 12
OP is Spongebob?
yoyoforpeace 14
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
NotGabe 28
Halitosis? Hellitosis.
chlorinegreen 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Halit= breath osis= abnormal condition. So he just has really bad breath. Medical terminology is a awesome class...
jeob1992 8
an* English is an awesome class.... Troll troll troll
chlorinegreen 27
Guess I should mention I was being sarcastic.
NotGabe 28
Too late.
RoboCunnilingus 23
If you were being sarcastic, I may have to reacquaint myself with a dictionary.
Storia30 9
Lmfao rotf
thisisFMLsoFYL 11
Well don't u feel special using that new hip text language all the kids r using these days
qwillis98 20
Lol in FML the bad hey worst and the good get better.
DestinysChampion 17
@62 Ya know, when saying "Troll," say it when you aren't committing the act.
HowieDoIt 21
What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
ManInTheMachine 20
Ssssss uuuunnnnnnn dddddaaaeeeeeee....
NeatNit 33
That's from Rocko's Modern Life, isn't it? :)
sux4u121 10
Try again, spongebob ^
HowieDoIt 21
I'll let you live this time. Don't let me catch another Spongebob mishap.
anythingmustbe 18
I meant for breakfast.
Curtar2 18
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
shortvirgo13 7
I love you lol. (Not seriously)
Mossears133 15
Anything else?
8KAGE8 8
MY GOD 24. SERIOUSLY.
etishuman22 32
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT YOU ALLLLLLL TO LOOK AT IT!!!
yoyoforpeace 14
I can't even...#24 should probably keep his comments to himself from now on...
MisterDoctor 12
You know what's funnier than 24? 25 ;D
MollyTheCat 13
YES!!!! SpongeBob!!!
PinkieKeen 20
95- some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...OH AND THAT SUNDAE
someteenager 13
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!
shitsville 13
Oh, really? I had a live Cow, a live Chicken, and a live Pizza!
jackiemora 18
I'm going crazy over here with the Spongebob puns and jokes! XD this is too awesome.... Oh yeah sorry OP.
ilovedinosawers 17
"Patrick can we go inside?" "Not until you get that thing off your chest."
simplycinfulxxx 2
I legitimately love you right now! xD
Lacist 19
Googling that word, one moment please...
LebanonBaby 26
Lol i came to the comments hoping to find out what it meant !
HowieDoIt 21
Today: The day that follows yesterday, and immediately before tomorrow. ie: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? No need to google.
stevothedevo 25
But weren't you first comment tho #5
Inciter 33
I wasn't sure what it meant either. I figured I'd find out if I came to the comments.
LebanonBaby 26
Ummm... No, that was somebody else :)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Did anyone notice?
redvinesnaby 6
It means when you have really bad breath.
Cbizzlez 10
Bad breath causing you to fail chemistry? Clean it up with orbit
thepunman 11
For a good clean feeling!
gc327072 31
No matter what!
samasara 20
*smiles*
nadnerbz 6
*sparkle*
Jakespeed207 4
*fade out, then comes back on with a Listerine commercial*
Storia30 9
Lmao I love that..." Orbit"
chrisslime 7
Perfect
merrilln 7
Can't you just say bad breath?
ManInTheMachine 20
Can't you just take 3 seconds out of your life to use Google?
BeMyLove15 10
Can't you just say halitosis?
merrilln 7
Oh my. I didn't realize bad breath was such a touchy subject. My apologies, next time I'll put rainbows and butterflies in my comment. I'd hate to upset the sensitive members of **** My Life.
ManInTheMachine 20
It has nothing to do with sensitivity dipshit, but it has everything to do with laziness. If anyone's being "sensitive" here it's you, as you immediately went on the defense rather than admitting that you could've just looked up the word instead of wasting comment space and your own time asking the question. But hey, if that's how you feel, then commenting probably isn't for you. After all, it's not mandatory.
Synistiel 14
52- Or just don't post whiny comments on someone's word choice.
asb818 14
Although halitosis is just a medical term for bad breath, most people use the term when their bad breath is caused by an underlying issue like a sinus infection, rather than poor oral hygiene. My guess is the OP was probably trying to get that point across.
liy223 6
'Just' saying bad breath would be saying its his own fault. It's not. It's a medical condition.
hanacurse 11
Maybe try breath mints?
cmayer 20
Breath mints (and gum) make your breath smell worse. The best thing for bad breath is toothpaste, floss, and a mouthwash with no alcohol in it. Use them religiously. If that doesn't work you should go to a doctor bc something is probably wrong with you. The more you know.
Freethaawave 19
Beyoncé also suffers from halitosis... The more you know!
etishuman22 32
The more you Kohl's!
StarThrower 17
That's like a superpower. A shitty superpower, but a superpower nevertheless. If I was in your class, I'd think you were pretty cool, in a Wednesday Adams sort of way.
ardencred 7
Today in Halitosis Man: Bad Date Brian"Oh shit, this girl is Fugly, I need to ditch her, but that would be rude...hmm sound like a job for Halitosis Man"" Tada Halitosis Man to the rescue Halitosis Man: "ok Brian, quick lets change clothes, and you hide and ill go back to your table where your date sits" Gina: "oh shit Brian, your breath smells like caca, I'm out" Brian: "Thanks Halitosis Man, you saved me from that Fugly girl" Till next time kids! And remember to floss!!