Anonymous
United States
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
muffintop
Canada
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
jennyygrace
United States
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
GothicbunnyxC
Canada
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
thebickster
United States
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
sufia
Pakistan
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
missy
United States
Never joke with TSA
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
atang
United States
Smugglers unite
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
Anonymous
United States
How much?
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
A continent away
Tallinn, Estonia
Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise... Put your hands up to the ceiling, bend your knees, and touch your toes. Do your daily exercises, you're gonna look like skin and bone. :)
Monado 0
Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?
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SAMHAlN 0
stop complaining and lose weight ydi f his life. my god
sallen0046 4
How is this a fml? You buy your clothes, you (hopefully) shower on a regular basis, and I'm sure you own mirrors. You should be completely aware that you're overweight and have rolls. I have a roll or two of my own and don't blame that security guard a bit. It's not his job to go digging around in people's fat rolls.
kristina12345 9
Get over it! I bet 20 people or more that are reading this are actually fat so leave her/him alone! It's there problem if there fat or not! Get over it. It's there decision if they wanna go to the gym or lose weight! Get the fu*k over it!
Mordred_fml 0
Damn, people. Quit being so ******* vicious. I bet more than half of you assholes weigh 200 lbs or more and are no older than 20. You're the ones sitting on the computer and trolling FML posts, so you guys need to get off your asses, not the OP.
lilmissy1290 0
it's the op that is bitching about being fat.. instead of complaining about it she should do some good old fashioned diet and exercise.. and no I dont weigh 200 lbs or more.. not even close.. i have no sympathy for those who eat like a pig, dont exercise and then complain that they are fat
Mordred_fml 0
On the same token, people don't need to go out of their way to be unmitigated fuckfaces, either. If they wanna get their rocks off, that's what masturbation is for.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
An anonymous website isn't the place to go to get understanding and sympathy. Most people have a fuckface side; the internet is the perfect playground for it. It's arguably healthier to vent societal frustrations anonymously online than to do it IRL, to a person's face. Just sayin'.
gabbster95 0
Pinche gorda mantecosa......
Roflmaaark 0
Mordred, you are the smartest 7 year old I've seen, but you're wrong.
checkersonsocks 0
yeah seriously, its sad. according to the pics im seeing, pretty much all of these people are damn UGLY anyways! would it kill you guys to hide your face every once in a while? try a paper bag? or some makeup? or just stay inside, but seeing all these comments it looks like youre already doing that!
einstien007 7
Lol I actually work out and personally know how bad it is being fat as a was just six months ago. But I actually got off my butt and decided to do something about it
ohrlynow 9
It was obviously humiliating for you if you posted it here, OP, so maybe you should take it as a wake-up call to do something about your weight.
wellimsteph 0
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
joshgaertner 0
Dayum that must suck. go jog a mile or 2.... if you can. make sure to go on the treadmill so other people don't make fun of you for jiggling your rolls when you run. OP your fault for letting loose of your body.
SoaringKiwi 0
Dude some people just cant lose weight u gotta realize that ;(
waspbr 4
@179 there is no such thing, weight gain is a result of an excessive energy intake, according to thermodynamics creating an energy intake deficit should enable weight loss. Problem is people are to lazy and stubborn to change their eating habits and lifestyle
briansito617 0
lol oh crap!
MrsChairez 0
This had me laughing so hard. My husband was like, "WTH is so damn funny?!?" Still undecided as to whether this is a YDI or FYL though. Hmmmmmm...
Vincent1997 0
roooooound roooooooooound, u must weigh at least 300 pounds, pooooounds pooooooounds oh oh oh oh(sing this to down)
MeAlec 1
haha ydi you fatass tubby bitch
alessiaxxooo 3
Lol at least their not a judgmental prick unlike yourself.