Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
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kelsorg 21
you better own up to your word lol
elijahisaboss 10
My question is what did he say
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Comments (92)
Vidrill 22
Oral support is probably the best kind of support.
Jayy_Dash23 9
If you believe that the we should be friends ;)
Ololo_fml 16
#42 lol sometimes men just need it
Kielnmsoftly 26
#67 Sometimes men AND WOMEN need it.
DrownedMyFish 18
Aren't friends supposed to help you through "hard" times?
BunchieRules 31
Yep - they "stick" together, and it usually works out in the "long" run.
ItsMissLia 19
Let's just hope he doesn't try take you up on that offer OP
FrankHotpants 31
I think it's an easy mistake, there are entire galleries of bad auto correct fails that are far worst.
91hayek 31
He probably got what you meant in the end; still, it probably was worth a laugh that he needed being so down. He'll remember your friendship in the end.
worldclassrager 41
Autocorrect is will be your savior when he asks about it
paigexox0 37
I think we all have those awkward "oh shit" moments when we wake up and realize what we've texted someone accidentally.
Taylor22294 24
Just saying be a great friend to him and give him what you offered. And when the tables turn make him do the same for you. Win win
ZomBgal 12
You go the extra mile to be a true friend!
chosha_fml 27
Might be just what he needs. :)