Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Top comments
Spade606 6
At least you have good cooking skills
Jourjour 0
Cookie monster escaped again?
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Comments (128)
Cjob 3
You must live on Sesame Street.
Life_sucks_13 6
They were hungry!
VeganVampyre 27
Love your pic! Are you an Ev fan too? =)
peoplearestupid7 1
hahahaha win:D
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Must've been one of those crazy grandmas.
Bonghittinglover 3
You know chocolate chip cookies are amazing right?
Soloman212 28
No, they just like driving around with freshly baked cookies in their back seat to look at and admire.
hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0
Spade606 said it lol
xxxmeisiejxxx 20
at least they are grateful :)
Feklfekl2222 32
They were full of grates?
OCDC 9
Was that honestly necessary? Or were you just (attempting) to troll?
Jarhead2700 2
maybe it was santa you know he cant resist freshly baked cookies. lol
lajaynay 15
You're aware that it's august right?
tona01 16
So? Santa does not die after christmas day and revive next year before christmas
haiu2323 10
They must have thought there might have been some "baked brownies" with those cookies too! lol
joanjett 0
Next time bake some poison cookies and leave them lying in your car. Muahahahaha.
123jade456 0
tsh lol