Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Giving more support to the assertion that cats are a-holes
Lobby_Bee 18
The art of deception, your cat has mastered it.
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Comments (10)
Glowworm56 27
"No, kitty! This is my ice cream cone!"
loserman67 36
Giving more support to the assertion that cats are a-holes
Lobby_Bee 18
The art of deception, your cat has mastered it.
S.Carter 3
I think you just got played by your cat.
empbob 20
Sounds like a masterful set-up...
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
You fool! You have shown it that humans are easily tricked! Now it will tell the Cat Council that they are ready to commence their plan for world domination! You've doomed us all!
RichardPencil 32
Make yourself another ice cream cone. While you’re doing that, the cat will vomit up the first one, and when you go to clean it up, the cat will steal your second one. Repeat until someone dies.
Sencilia101 31
His plan to get your ive cream worked.
Sencilia101 31
ice cream.*
Hippo_Holiday 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8o5fxnDUjs