Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
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pcentral 17
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
disney_blonde 16
Have them towed. :)
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Comments (96)
santel_fml 8
Better the devil you know
goose12321 11
Hopefully it was just a temporary thing while they moved all their stuff in, otherwise yeah, let their tyres down lol.
liv_graham 7
Key the cars! That's what I would do.
Special_Psycho 8
Hey, at least they ain't noisier or just as noisy. Sure, parked on the lawn. Hey! Maybe the new brand of crazy will be good for you. Or maybe the septic will collapse because their vehicle is there and they pay for the whole thing.
TinyGiant 4
I can't believe people are saying "talk to them first" unless there's some way they can mistake OPs land for theirs, talking wont do anything.
Maravillas91 1
are they mexicans 8)
Slender_Man 6
Tow truck?
Luunatic 13
Maybe it's time to move
ccoverup 5
How could/why would anyone be stupid enough to do something like that and leave a bad impression on their first day with new neighbors...
brooks10101 1
Grow some balls and asert yourself or just move to a mountin and die alone