Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
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pcentral 17
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
disney_blonde 16
Have them towed. :)
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Comments (96)
yupitssoph 18
I'm sorry, but I fail to see how this is OP's fault in any way. HE DESERVES IT FOR BUYING A HOUSE WITH SUCH A LARGE LAWN
dredkin 5
Err..
BubbleGrunge 18
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
BubbleGrunge 18
Damn, sorry #10 either your comment hadn't posted yet or I over looked it in the excitement for my/our quote. Chances are, I ****** up here. Kudos to you!
olpally 33
Peter and Brian griffin must have moved in...those crazy drunk bastards. Lol :D call the cops.
JimSweatshirt 6
Take a dump on it
xx000o 27
#18, Or take a dump in it.
KVKdragon 26
First thing I'd do is call the police and have those "obstacles" towed. If your new neighbors think its perfectly normal to do something outrageously inconsiderate like that, you getting their cars towed might give them the reality check they need >:(
BitchPlease18 6
No sanity for you! I'd mess with their cars or something. :( FYL
darkmis1 18
Maybe it's time for you to get a new house....
Hershey903 5
Yea, hold on, let me pull this spare 150K out of my pocket. That oughtta do it.
DarkDaedalus009 8
Stupid ass people
pinkredneck30 2
They are everywhere! No escape!
bignardz101 14
Call the tow truck
JaysFanStu 3
Set the cars on fire and grow your grass back.
nightskye 4
I hear cars make good fertilizer.