Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
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pcentral 17
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
disney_blonde 16
Have them towed. :)
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Comments (96)
SoultheWolf 19
Ask them nicely to move their cars (though if they are that rude I hightly doubt that will work). If it doesn't, callt he cops or a tow truck and have them remove the cars. They are on your properly so it if fully legal for you to do it.
worldclassrager 41
fence it off? that should stop them if not get them removed...and if they move due to that and stories come up you might be alone until some one has big enough balls to move in next to you...
BubbaJ80 11
Tell them to move them and if they don't call a tow truck
hateevryone 15
Sounds like you won't get any.
pipinya 8
I fail to see how this is relevant to the FML in any way.
_krystallynn_ 11
she means op wont get any sanity dumbass. get your mind out of the gutter.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I would've had them towed.
Eirena 5
FYL. I can't stand inconsiderate neighbors.
SimplyEerb 3
Time to lace your lawn with explosives. That will keep them off...
kimg0885 23
**** that shit! Time to stop being nice and start pulling out all the stops op. I have had a Very similar problem, I tried being nice and asking them to move their car, shut their dog up etc. and it never worked. Hate to be that person but you gotta call the cops every time! If you let them slide once they start to think its ok. When did people stop being normal? Just keep the noise level down, park in your spot, and clean up you shit; is it that hard people? Ok so obviously I hate bad neighbors, I could go on for ever, bottom line op it's your place and you deserve some peace.
Agrith 19
This sounds like it should be a f their life. You have a golden opportunity on your hands. Call a tow truck or just prank the hell out of them. A few zip ties can go a long way...
donmega323 3
Better go regulate before they think they can do whatever they want or else it'll get worse