Annoyed
Panama City Beach, United States
Today, one of my students stole my wallet. I teach kindergarten. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gunnerdog
Galveston, United States
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
ElemTeacher
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
whaaaaat111
Vienna, United States
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Renzy
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Effing buzzkill
What did you expect?
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Not a child hater
United States
The Child Catcher
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Skazzy3
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Where's the justice?
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
tenniemo
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Top comments
Tarlachia 33
All I can think of is a 5 year old gangbanger just staring you down, daring you to make your move. "Gimme my chocolate milk, bitch."
arano 29
Do you know for sure it was a student or is your wallet just gone and you're making assumptions?
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Comments (44)
stargazer925 7
Okay, I honestly think this is funny!!! You can't stop a five or six year old from stealing your wallet?!?! Maybe you should make sure it wasn't an accident!!!
cyanidesun 5
Out of the mouths of babes. Though I guess this is more into the pockets of babes.
KankriManatee 10
Do you live in Miami? ? I know a friend that grew up there and she said it's the worst
ImagineCrazy 27
How does grade/age make it any different? 0.o
oped01 8
You lost it then made up a dumb story
manuwish 9
at work, you lock your personal stuff away,on my opinion.. and yes, trust them little rascals, especially cause at that age they don't know right from wrong, consciousness comes around seven years, FYI
manuwish 9
and you're lucky you haven't found any weird stuff in your bag, letting it lay around within their reach like that!
vikky538 29
What are you teaching them?
Bizrno 8
Smart kids...
TacoCat15 10
Why did you leave your wallet out?