Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML
Today, after I spent months assisting my 'work bestie' with planning/arranging her "Surprise!" wedding, Surprise! I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
Today, a year after I moved out with no contact since, my former housemates texted me out of the blue to tell me I'm not invited to their wedding. Seems she thought I'd just turn up and "embarrass" myself. I never indicated that I intended or even wanted to go. FML
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
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Top comments
nightowl713 25
I know it hurts, but I wouldn't go even if she change her mind. She obviously doesn't consider you as close a friend, as you do her.
Likian5 26
This ungrateful friend doesn't deserve to have you at the wedding.
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Comments (104)
kait11 16
That's cold. I'm pretty sure if you are shy, it wouldn't make a difference to the 200 guests there. In my opinion it's better being shy than being loud and obnoxious, taking away the attention from the bride and groom.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly. I somehow don't think that OP will make 200 people uncomfortable when she's not the focus of the wedding. I call bollocks on OPs friend.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Don't mind her OP, she clearly has another reason for that. How would you being shy make 200 people uncomfortable? My opinion is that she was never your friend, but pretended to be so because she was probably happy you set her up with he future husband. Clearly not a person you should waste your time for. Don't go to the wedding even if she changes her mind.
perdix 31
She could have just stuck you at the "Singles Table" (aka, "Loser Table") and let you bum them out. You must be a real Debbie Downer if she fears you can creep out the whole room!
lulubelles 33
Just like table 9 in the Wedding Singer
GunSh0w 4
Can you reply to yourself?
Jemm_fml 29
I dunno, can you?
Jemm_fml 29
Seems you can. I can! I can. ICANN. iCan. iToilet. iPotty? iThrone. Yeah. YEAH! iThrone. Sounds cool. I'm on coffee withdrawal, apologies.
Jemm_fml 29
Obviously you know that that's a bullshit excuse. She hates you and can't tell you why upfront.
rattusrattus 19
So, ungrateful and a bad liar. I'd pay the catering company to slip some wasabi in the bride's wedding dinner. Correction: as much wasabi as possible without it being obvious
PulseShock 9
She obviously isn't a very good friend. I had a "best friend" have sex with my then, 3 year girlfriend. I know it sucks to have to realize some people just shouldn't be allowed into your life.
gribbles 12
Well, your then 3 year girlfriend also had sex with your best friend. See what I did there?
Ameel_fml 19
She doesn't sound like a friend at all, let alone a close friends. Nobody needs friends like that anyway. One of the awesome things about having close friends is that you can be as awkward and shy as you like, and they'll still love you for it anyway. If she's so concerned about what other people think of her (particularly a bunch of people she probably barely knows) to the point where she'll ostracize her friends for it, then she doesn't sound much fun to hang around anyway.
Rababco 29
I thought one of the great things about close friends is that you're not awkward and shy with them because you feel comfortable around them.
Jharrist89 12
Crash that bitch! Show up drunk with a bunch of good looking guys and show her what's up! Perfect way to end a friendship!
Ameel_fml 19
Crash the wedding in a helicopter surrounded by beautiful models. Bruce Wayne style.
possy 19
And you guys are still friend why?