Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Glad to help out
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Angry much?
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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FYLDeep 26
So what'd you do with the body?
experience333 0
maybe it was for youtube?
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Comments (74)
tjeezers 3
yeah sorry for that, was low on coffee, next time look up when you bump up to me
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Maybe they had a crush on you.
wolfshadow 4
You punch the guys you like in the balls? Talk about stone-cold bitch o.o
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Please, I would never punch someone in the balls. But that doesn't mean others don't show their affection in that manner.
emo_devon 11
damn...........that totally sucks OP! something similar happened to me when I was 14, and i was walking home. This random kid just threw a crapload of powder at me and I couldn't see or anything for a few seconds, and a group of guys behind me laughed their asses off. though your situation is a lot more painful. FYL
jessikahpippi 0
o my gosh thats terrible D:
Crazehbandito 0
YOU KNOW WHY !
MzKitty83 0
OMG!!! I love this. VEGAS!!!! hater was hilarious
Martynka 4
isnt your name Barney Stinson?
Frostyking 0
Lol random nut punch ftw
Seethatguy 3
My friend, my friend? You've just been kicked in the nuts. Oh, punched? Ohhhh.... Agreed. Sorry OP.
madchick123 0
Omygod. I think I peed a little bit when I saw this. Hahahaha
Goobz 0
lmao.! I know that hurt.
czcowboy 1
fakeeeeeee