Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
psychworker
United States
Glad to help out
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
ManInPain
United States
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
will3000
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
leah
San Jose, United States
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
NeedANewWindshield
Angry much?
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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FYLDeep 26
So what'd you do with the body?
experience333 0
maybe it was for youtube?
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Comments (74)
quacky123 0
Well that, um, sucks. Next time cross the street and avoid strangers at all costs.
you_failed 15
SUCKS!!! I don't know why someone would randomly do that to a stranger. FYL indeed.
IntoTheClouds 42
Congratulations. You've just been punched in the nuts. You're on live TV.
dannodavis 0
Nice reference there.
divali 5
He had just heard you wishing for an FML posted on your name at 11:11 yesterday. :)
Hihi88 0
That sucks
doubleshot555 0
I bet it was Daniel Tosh. xD
juliaaalove 8
maybe he thought you had one of those faces that deserved it :)
gnrgirl09 0
Lol at #21 and he would do something like that. Seriously tho. That's brutal. Maybe they thought you were some one else? Who knows.
hideyoself 4
kindergarten Assassin?
Mishana 0
And why didn't you kick him back ???!!
hasan_shami2013 0
if u were a guy you would know why..
talb1 7
How is he going to kick him back when he's on the floor in pain?