Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
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HomelessDonut 9
Something is wrong with him!
Pingvinai 37
He's an asshole, but at least you found out about it 3 years into it and not 30. Hope you find somebody that appreciates you.
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Comments (63)
HomelessDonut 9
Something is wrong with him!
SarahSehhati 40
Exactly who just randomly after 3 years says something like that? Well OP be glad you didn't waste anymore time than you did on him. A break up is a hard thing to get through but you will do it and be stronger from it :)
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 10. He dated you for 3 years OP and I'm going to assume that you were happy during most of that time, so there's no way he has actually felt this way or he wouldn't have been with you that long. Sounds like he just wanted to break up and was angry at you for something so he tried to dump you and hurt your feelings as much as possible. Anyone that can break up with someone like that and undermine the relationship as if he didn't enjoy it or choose to be with you during that time is a jerk and isn't worthy of your time or heartache.
Pingvinai 37
He's an asshole, but at least you found out about it 3 years into it and not 30. Hope you find somebody that appreciates you.
brendejafulable 41
amen.
AFaye3964 17
Is he stupid or something?
laden_swallow09 35
Nope. Just cheating.
MsKatieFace 11
#38, please, share your source that states he was cheating? It is entirely possible to stay in a relationship with someone who is horrible for a long time, til you eventually just can't take it and leave. Especially if they rush in to dating without properly getting to know each other first. And i know this, because I've been there myself. Got to know a guy, or at least thought i did, and started dating 3 months after meeting. Another 3 months in, the great, thoughtful, sensitive guy changes overnight into a thoughtless, selfish asshole who was only interested in getting what he wanted. Constantly ignoring my feelings and wants and being selfish, with only his needs and wants mattering to him, with plenty of verbal abuse he didn't think he was abusive. I eventually walked, but not til I'd spent almost 3 years with him, in absolute hell, in a relationship he thought was great because it was all about him. Why did I, and possibly Op's boyfriend, stay so long? Because love can develop quickly, and it can be so hard to accept the person you fell for changed/is gone, and you give them chance after chance hoping they change and go back to who they were when you had the good times. I certainly didn't one day up and tell him it was over because i was cheating, but simply because i was done letting myself be treated like shit, there was nobody else. I wasn't quite as mean as Op's ex, but only because i didn't have the guts to tell him how i really felt, or he would definitely have gotten "You are a horrible, abusive, excuse for a man".
dpook 7
#50 relax
Rawr6591 21
#50 go away
Razi_tail 25
Well three years to humans is like three months to tortoises right? He just forgot to convert the time you've been together over.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
I give you an A for creativity. Too bad it wasn't seven or we could have converted it to dog years.
WCARlover 35
Aww :( at least you don't have to waste any more of your time on him...
Tuffmuffin 10
What a dick.
Mii99 16
Not "long" enough??
Kiki242 19
Only one thing to say, he's lying.
SexyMexi21 23
Your dating a prick..
slyde32 12
not anymore she isn't
MegasaurusRex89 28
For the love of god... You're***** How do people not know this yet?
SpamPam 18
It could have been a typo or auto correct
Khaleesi_26 30
For someone to say something like that to you after three years of investment, you are clearly better off without him. Don't worry OP you will find your special someone, while he will be forever searching.