Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
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CultureChic 14
Time for a makeover?
Objectofdespair 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
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Comments (118)
flockz 20
"haha so we meet again?"
ycrem0n 21
still a better love story than--- that shit...
teepeegirl 7
Better not face palm!
Trisha_aus 15
There something about your profile picture that makes me want to...
SkyBirdy 5
Forever alone. FYL.
Mister_Triangle 21
Sitting on the bus makes you a forever alone?
nado13579 12
Yes, because sitting on the bus was the whole point of the FML.
br0ccoli 15
How does one not recognize one's face? Ps: I love how your everyday stare looks like a death stare.
marscm55 11
I think she was zoned out and glanced at the mirror and seen what was thought at the moment to be another girl. Op only noticed when she actually payed attention to the mirror to realize it was her. It happens many times to different people when people don't pay attention
ifoundalaska 11
Was about to hit ydi for you being so mean but really, you should be nicer to yourself
Laurenlou 24
Self pity is never good for anyone OP. If you see something that you are able to change in yourself, don't complain about it. Instead, get up and do something about it. Change whatever you don't like into something you love. It may not be an overnight process but all effort is worth more self confidence and love of yourself! Good luck OP!
sweet_candy_ 17
This reminds me of Flo from Finding Nemo.
KK3137 31
How in the world do you not recognise your own face??
fogrunner 13
Look up prosopagnosia.
perdix 31
Denial.
meljns 7
YOU ARE A MORON!!!
maythebeautiful 2
You are a jerk!
HandsOffMarx 9
Happened to me once, but I thought a really cute guy is sitting behind me, then i realised it was my own reflecton in the buss window. Man I'm good looking. XD
bwtchinheels 0
And your a girl or .,. What?
krewer21 1
Dog!