Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I realized my reflection in the subway window wasn’t just my reflection - it was an actual person sitting outside the train, making the same face as me. We both jumped when we locked eyes. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
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CultureChic 14
Time for a makeover?
Objectofdespair 1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
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Comments (118)
elisegreen 4
That's what you get for being ugly and sweaty
perdix 31
I was getting all hot and bothered until I realized there was only one ugly, sweaty girl giving death stares. I planned to start riding Canadian buses just to recruit for my fantasy ménage a trois. I've always wanted to be the meat of an ugly, sweaty sandwich.
BloodMonger13 9
when a paper bag doesn't work use a plastic one...
CanadianCutie22 16
lol that's kinda funny !
lexxiii 17
I call fake. If you thought she was staring at you, wouldn't you at least see two people in the mirror?
bwtchinheels 0
72- true dat
luckylove869 7
How does that even work ??!
Yaen 18
Oof, maybe OP should take better care of herself and work on her neutral facial expressions! Things like this will make people hate you straight off the bat, just like OP did to her mirror image!
emilyhg 8
You were probably just havin a bad day, no worries :)
plasticsmile42 2
LOL, OMG. This made me crack up. So sorry OP that you didn't recognize yourself in the mirror.
jenniwestlake 0
How do you not realize its yourself???? Anyways you should never think of yourself or anybody ugly. Cause everybody has something that makes them beautiful. Cheesy I know.
NiecyLuv365 1
I agree.