Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.
freshlybreezy 15
At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!
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Comments (114)
BMC1999 0
What a bitch...
bellybutton14 0
That sucks my sister is like that to
tylerwc111 13
A moment of silence in honor of your actions...:)
monagro 22
Did you mock her on facebook? Because fighting within the family should be in places where only the family sees. You may have been right, but perhaps at the wrong place.
slushyslime 7
You should have just left your sister alone , she might be a attention seeking **** ball but you really didn't have to fall to her level and you could have been a better person and looked past it and thought about how she has issues and how a regular person shudnt feel the need to ask other people for validation and really beg for compliments . Your life really does not suck OP .
heyyhowsitgoing 9
I HATE it when people do that.
writergirl23 19
I really think you need to stop caring about whether she's like that or not. She might be immature, but so are you, calling your sister that. She's your sister.
redmnky21 8
its against the first amendment to be reprimanded for freedom of speach
Shrike 24
You're a ******* idiot, for two reasons: Firstly, the OP is in Australia. Their right to freedom of speech comes from something other than the US Constitution, which you're basing your comment on. Secondly, the First Amendment only applies to your government's ability to suppress speech of private citizens. Same goes for most countries. I'll bet you call yourself a patriotic, proud American, and yet you don't even have a basic grasp of your own rights or your own country's Constitution. Get educated.
random1st 2
If you are still able to be grounded and have a Facebook just delete it apparently you aren't old enough for it.
Bemilu 4
Sometimes, you just need to learn to shut your mouth. In this case shut your computer.