Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.
freshlybreezy 15
At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!
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Comments (114)
Cannabis12 0
Stupid bitch
EthanQHarris 3
**** balls huh? Ahaha
samtheman66 10
good job, take the punishment and know u did what was right!
munchy22 5
I agree I deleted all of my family from my FB because they always think they're being cute when they have an opinion on any of my rants.
istolesin 4
Ah I have a sister like that and I get in trouble as well
iamg 1
Whats her fb id
RogueWarrior869 23
If I remember correctly, if she is under 18 then you can report the images or her account. I'm sorry to see you got in trouble over your sister's idiocy. However, has your mother seen the content of these pictures? If she does and hasn't tried to stop this behavior, then that brings it into disturbing territory, in my opinion. I hope things worked out for you and I salute you for this. :)
Alex_Kytes 1
Skinny little bitches aren't they
MaryPoppins88 14
Your a dumb bitch you deserve it maybe your sister is getting attention for the wrong reasons but of you keep insulting her she's just gonna keep looking for attention from people to make her feel good about herself, way to be a horrible sister
mycatsaysmeow 7
YDI. People seek attention when they want to feel good about themselves. By you treating her like crap, you make it a vicious cycle where she feels like crap, seeks attentiom, and feels even crappier. You obviously have some deeper hatred for your sister, evidenced by you calling her a "fuckwad." Don't be such an ass. That's family, and they will be there your entire life. Make it a good relationship. I have no problem calling people out when they're attention *****, but there's a right way to do it. If you had a friend who was threatening suicide for attention, you wouldn't egg them on, would you? Speak to her in private and then you tell her you're concerned with the way she seeks attention since tramping around fishing for compliments is a problem because ultimately acceptance comes from oneself, not from horny guys.