Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.
freshlybreezy 15
At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!
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Comments (114)
perdix 31
Don't put down attention-seeking fuckballs. They made Mark Zuckerberg a multi-billionaire! If only truly interesting people had Facebooks, he'd be a hobo.
DisappearingRose 18
Your sister sounds like a ****.
sarahjacquelyn 3
Wait for the day her metabolism slows right down and she gets to look back at those pictures and think how obnoxious she sounded. Your mum sounds like an enabler of your sisters poor judgement and attention seeking
Dracoboxer357 36
90- Well said. :) I was trying to put that same thought into an intelligent sentence but yours pretty much covered it perfectly. ;)
sammyluvspugs 4
Wow I hate when people do that. But u still shouldn't have done that.
coolguy53111 5
I Hate It When People Insult Themselves To Get Positive Comments From other People.
ImTheAlpha 30
I Hate It When People Talk Like This. It Doesn't Make Much Sense To Me. It Just Takes Extra Effort To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.
94yhy 8
I hate it when people talk like that and fail to capitalize one word.
williamcarter93 13
I don't blame you, OP. I'd have done the same thing. In person. Loudly.
calivianya 29
Your mom has terrible judgment.
Dumbass123456789 0
Wait a second... I've noticed something... How could you have written this if you are grounded? If you didn't have the internet taken away your mom has no idea how to punish children/teenagers because with the internet you can talk to your friends, you have youtube, FML, and every other website out there, so doesn't seem too harsh but i guess the grounding isn't why you posted this it was because you got grounded for telling your sister shes an attention seeking fuckball?
xodontjudgemeox 3
I've had the same thing happen but I'm 23.. My sis is 18... And doing a photo shoot in underwear and posting them on fb... Public...
JCJC15 0
That's stupid , people who do that are so annoying .. If yu don't like yur pic it's common sense not to parade it around. Tell yur mom that yu didn't do anything wrong , yu called her out on her own stupidity , big deal .. ?