Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.
freshlybreezy 15
At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!
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Comments (114)
mycatsaysmeow 7
My bad. *"fuckballs" Either way, you're just as much of an attention seeker, seeing as how you posted here trying to get sympathy.
withasmile 3
Why do you care what your sister does? You don't want to see her pics/comments - de-friend or block her. Get a life.
fyl7899 12
I know what having an attention seeking sister on fb is like and it is annoying as shit so I totally thumbs this up
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Tell your sister that eating disorders are nothing to joke about
noisebox 1
Facebook is for retards just ask it's creator mark zuckerberg, dump it
hey_hi_hello 0
I have the same exact problem
megliz22 4
fuckballs. lol. i like. and agree with you100%
snowsfalling 4
My little sister is 14 and has been doing that for years. She makes up a story of people using her as a muse and model and random people saying they hate her because they want her body. -.- I hate attention ******
FML_Elle 17
And I'm sure her other photos consisted of doing duck faces
ZombieKitteh 8
Is it so wrong to want attention? Do you feel nothing when groups of people are impressed (or otherwise positively affected) just by looking at you? Listening to you? I think the problem might be that you have no idea how good that feels, having never done anything to deserve it.