Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.
freshlybreezy 15
At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!
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Comments (114)
CanadianCutie22 16
and how old are you ?
swag66 0
What's her name?(:
peachyFML 17
It said nothing about OP calling her out in the comments. For all we know, he could have done it in person.
Maht_fml 0
Murder your sister. Don't let her breed.
apocalyptica_fml 9
It's sad that you got grounded for trying to get rid of those attention ******, even if it is your sister. Fyl
iloveandy143 7
Yea, right. If she really thought she looked so fat and hideous , it's not like she would have posted them on Facebook for all to see.
lol32360 0
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JustAGuy107 0
Perdix- I don't understand why you're trying to be the Justin Bieber of comedy writing. Carlos Mencia is the only comedian that sucks enough for that.
furfantasies 0
Did she edit Lil Wayne lyrics onto the photo too?
hateevryone 15
She did that for attention