Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my parents used to tell that me life gets way better after high school. Yeah, for everyone else at my school. They’re partying it up in college or travelling during gap years, meeting all sorts of people. I have to work more than full time because my parents kicked me out the week after I graduated. FML
Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
Congratulations, your parents are not social media ******! That's worth way more ;)
NeatNit 33
if I were you if be more pleased that my parents aren't embarrassing me on Facebook.
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Comments (55)
worldclassrager 41
Better than nothing...just don't fall into them in college
Colecto_fml 26
So? It's just another school year... You'll deserve praise for graduating or something
ElijahS96 7
when I started my senior year my parents did nothing.
slagathor1 5
have you even read another fml? your life is fine. fine your life.
ManateeRex 14
And the problem is?
Raewyn 8
Making a big deal out of the first day of senior year seems weird (but sweet, I guess?) to me. My guess is one parent made that post and another parent saw it, liked the idea and decided to post as well. Chain reaction from there. Your parents either didn't see it, or don't get wrapped up in social media the same way. Don't worry, OP. Wait until your last day of school. I hope you feel the love & pride then.
weveallbeenthere 30
not everything needs to be posted on Facebook. they are proud of you.
Clawsified 6
It's just high school. Unless you live in the ghetto I'd say it's pretty typical to reach senior year.
alkolaali 7
Get over it.
Aero_x 21
I hated my senior year. And upon graduating years ago, I realized life is a lot better without FB to dictate it.