Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
Today, my parents used to tell that me life gets way better after high school. Yeah, for everyone else at my school. They’re partying it up in college or travelling during gap years, meeting all sorts of people. I have to work more than full time because my parents kicked me out the week after I graduated. FML
Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
Congratulations, your parents are not social media ******! That's worth way more ;)
NeatNit 33
if I were you if be more pleased that my parents aren't embarrassing me on Facebook.
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Comments (55)
SandyBella 17
Facebook or not, I am sure they are proud of you for starting senior year and not doing drugs. Haha.
junkman6 22
So wait you're upset because your parents didn't go nuts about you being a senior? Why is that a big deal? Maybe if we're talking about getting into college on a full ride or something but senior year in highschool is just another year isn't it? Am I missing something here?
ifoundalaska 11
High school isn't that hard and being a senior isn't that big of a deal
gracehi 33
Well it was hard for me so BACK OFF!
junkman6 22
#19 not sure if you're being sarcastic or if you need to be pet on the head and told "it's ok you're pretty!"
deebiedoobie 13
It was a reference to the movie Billy Madison.
amberv61 22
#30, if I remember correctly #19 just made an Adam Sandler quote
vikky538 29
your parents are cool...social media is not the metric for everything..
Emiler98 11
My mom posted baby pics instead...
askullnamedbilly 33
So... unless it's on Facebook, it doesn't count? Is a picture on social media really that important to you?
LennyComa 39
Dude I would rather a High Five for not doing drugs than some gushing Facebook Post. And Well done for avoiding Narcotics.
KingOfTheLosers 7
the misery of the guy whos father married his ex . wife, who allegedly left him for his dad, pales by comparison...
askullnamedbilly 33
"OMFG there are children starving in Africa, how dare you complain about your problems!"
crumbs16 7
I'm a junior. And I see all the photos and statuses about how proud parents are. but for them to go to you in person and say they are proud of you is more meaningful then a photo on Facebook. Be great full that they told you in person.
monocyte 4
Facebook.. Always making you feel like you're missing out on something.