Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Montréal, Canada
His type
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
perfectlybrokenx
Canada
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Claire
Portland, United States
Check please!
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
anonymous
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonyme
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Queso Dog
Japan
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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whysobeachy 37
But was she a MILF?
thatweirdasian 22
Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*
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Comments (24)
lusanna 19
Granted, it was odd, but it depends on how the rest of the conversation went, he just might be extremely socially awkward
sazarra 14
That's an interesting ice breaker.. Not what I would've used.
SUN_lover 19
Oh my God! Some people just can't stay quiet.
Shaky_Spear 11
And I thought I was bad at relationships...
ucantevenimagine 6
wow i would be so embarrassed