Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone and saw texts between him and his female friend. I confronted him about it and smashed his phone to pieces. He seems genuinely more upset that he can’t talk to her anymore rather than me being mad at him or his expensive smartphone being broken. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I asked my husband to borrow his phone, since mine had died. His response was, “Well, you have a charger, use it.” When I reminded him that we weren’t at home, he screamed at me in front of everyone at the store, “I’m not letting you go through my phone and that’s final!” FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
red6joker 8
stupid thing to end a date about. he probably used it as an excuse to leave.
Forest Way 11
lol. You've got to be kidding me. Does he not want to see you now because of your phone? lmao
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
Android people are shite! IPhone people are smarter, better-looking and smell nicer. Stick with your people.
Forest Way 11
lol. You've got to be kidding me. Does he not want to see you now because of your phone? lmao
red6joker 8
stupid thing to end a date about. he probably used it as an excuse to leave.
xxlk4xx 6
good riddance lol, I'm im an android person but have had an iPhone in the past, honestly I think they're both good phones! I once dropped my iPhone in the toilet and it worked as if nothing had happened to it, my mom once dropped hers in a can of paint, washed it off in the sink, let it dry out for a few days and it still worked as if it were new lol 😆
diablo99 5
it's just a phone who cares I had iPhones and android
BurnInDemonFire 39
A phone's a phone. As long as it functions, what does it matter if it's an iPhone, Android, or whatever? Especially if you didn't pay for it. If you want an Android, asked to be removed from the plan, and pay for it yourself.
bound101 7
true :)
humanOrzombie 2
Definitely used it as a excuse to leave the date 🤣
wrenavery90 12
So instead of being annoyed that he's a jerk you're almost apologetic about why you have an iPhone? wow