Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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Fx13mz 7
So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.
allinicolesmh 0
*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"
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Comments (147)
Fx13mz 7
So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.
dakotasgirl00 2
Wow your dad sounds like a creep. But at least you won't have to worry about him disapproving your choices. My dad would kill me if I joined.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Here comes a slew of incest jokes, ho0o0oray. That's pretty ******' creepy, OP. I'd put a lock on my door if I were you.
fanceh 10
it's better than the mens lingerie football league.....
SCREAM4meeee 0
I'll join with you OP :)
NYCM 6
Do it for your state, country, dad and all the guys that thumbed up your fml.
Iheartfunny 1
I dont see how this is an FML I guess OP doesnt understand that what her dad and his friends said was the biggest comliment a dude could give you. Well that and "nice ****" but hearing that from your dad would be weird
lalala2589 0
Mine would disown me if I joined the lingerie football league...my awful football skills would be a disgrace to the family name. On a side note. I'm sitting here watching tv with my parents. I look up at the tv after reading this and you'll never guess what was on? Lingerie football of course.
HolyHandGrenade 4
Another example of alcohol bringing out the best in someone.
MrFancy 0
You've got my approval too!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
He clearly wants to hit on all the lfl friends you'll meet.
Kyzahhh 7
Your old man is a certified creeper
Keyman1212 14
toy must have a smoking hot body to do so. it's kinda messes up for him and his friends thing so though. I'm tol drunk to post god damn it. I'm sorry y'all!
Keyman1212 14
I'd join in supporting you. But people tell me I'm a certified creeper too... ): it's lonely in the creeper zone.
JoHire 0
If you ignore the fact it's her dad and his friends and remember they are drunk, it's kind of a complement? But yeah ew gross dads shouldn't say stuff like that....
Finn_the_human 5
Thanks drunken friends and thanks dad. People like you are the ones who are keeping that sport alive.
LaydiexSkull 3
Well maybe OP's dad wants her to be sporty but also wants her to be able to keep her feminism so what better way to do that then join the LFL
ariannaimelda 7
Someone has daddy issues
StoryOfTheYear 15
Apparently the girl has absolutely no issues. :3 Or her dad was just stoned along with his buddies.
tj4234 36
no no, her dad doesn't have issues. He was being tactical. He was trying to find a way of meeting with and possibly sleeping with his daughters team mates.
pman590 8
I'm guessing op's fit :-D
max_wilder 9
I ******* love the lingerie football league
Gfrigo 1
Reverse psychology FTW. OP got mindfucked.
DncrHap 9
hey, girlie. you've got approval! it's better than having a creepy dad who think it's totally cool for you to run around in your underwear so that maybe he can see it... oh, wait.
MagicallyFat 12
She should REALLY tell someone about this (not Internet people) cause your dad might be a freak
Harpy20 24
Sounds like another Fritzl...
borkchop1992 15
i think its a compliment
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Anything involving lingerie and your father is automatically not a compliment.
leadman1989 16
Yeah, at first I thought it was gonna be an insult.
mastersmurf 13
OPs dad is proud that she has grown up to be worthy of Lingerie Football. Definately a compliment. (maybe it is also so he gets to attend all games free to "support his daughter")
zcheema17 0
That's your DAD?!? Wow....
MLK12345 4
Holy Cow
koolkat27 13
her dad never did anything but tell her to ask his approval. it was his pervy friends who nodded. people, please learn to read next time;)
DncrHap 9
67, that's not what the fml says. the fml says that her father gave her approval: "... i would have his approval" not "... i would have TO ASK FOR his approval." so you have no reason to be snarky.
olpally 33
94- "snarky" love it :D
dd809 9
Agree!
allinicolesmh 0
*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Raised her well....
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Hahaha the typo makes the dad sound like the dumbass he is. I certainly hope it was intentional.
hero3460 3
Grammer nazis!!!!
False_Stupidity 42
Hey, that's how some people speak and it was in quote thingies
bizarre_ftw 22
Quotation marks?.......
yummylicious 5
Oye vey
yomommma 6
Obey?
GardeningHoes 0
-21 Uhm, no... Not obey
babysittingfail 0
Indeed
kcTheGreatOne 2
How is that a compliment
aFatFuck 0
"Come on honey this could really spark your stripping career"
bizarre_ftw 22
See that's not disturbing. Only when he says "and hey! If you want to practice in front of me I'll give you some tips" should she be worried.
nucky_fml 5
You know the idea of incest never crossed his mind
kickazz16 15
Freak his freak, play it in A nuns costume
mastersmurf 13
then it wouldn't be Lingerie Football, now would it...