Anon
United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
Anonymous
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Ineedjustice03
Singapore
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
snator 0
I hope this is not a real FML... If it is I feel really sorry for you OP!
Guitar360 4
Ouch sorry OP. that's rough.
allison2017 2
thats so said im adopted and that would make ma devistated
RedCrow 0
See, this is one of those true FMLs not some fake joke. I feel so sorry for you OP. At least you know what not to do when you get married.
SnipeFatPeople 6
Sorry...that sucks
freddykrueger56 2
That's awful
kennaem1 11
It's not that bad. They'll probably have split custody. That's what my parents have????
lowshadows 21
parents are the worst thing ever invented. especially divorced ones,
SpottedZebra42 14
146 - Psssst. Negative thumbs mean stop.
meroze12 2
That's terrible! They"re horrible parents