Anon
United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
Anonymous
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Ineedjustice03
Singapore
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
beatlegirl27 20
I'm so sorry. When they are no longer capable taking care of themselves turn your back on them like they did to you.
jlej 6
damn. my daughter must be lucky then. I will continue fighting until she is back in my arms, because she's a daddy's girl and I won't be happy until I have her.
captaincornflake 0
I have to admit... I thought of Bad Luck Brian after I read this... Sorry OP, maybe you can live with some older relatives.
reddudeover 2
... because they were both too busy throwing you the best birthday party ever? Sorry op, another sad day on this piss poor excuse for a planet.
chemchic 7
Quoth the raven nevermore..
ilyarmiehammer 6
Bad luck brian
evilplatypus 39
If you are yourself, why not come up with something yourself instead of quoting someone else's lyrics? Is it just me, or is it the people who claim to fight conformity the biggest conformists?
DracoSpirita 21
100 - Would I be considered sad if I posted the lyrics to a song I wrote myself on my profile? :s
captainalova 0
Sorry good luck though
carlychaosxoxo 3
sounds like bad news Brian