Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
lemonarm 18
I'd wish my parents did that instead.
grace12898 0
Can I hug you?
Thomasdagreat01 0
Bad luck Brian ?
RibbyChan 0
Anyone else go "ooooouuuuch" out loud? That's harsh OP, fyl.
zachherbert 10
146- Maybe they like toads.
Wayne913 13
Wow. Love you too Mom and Dad.
simonepedretti 7
I'm sorry :(
dakilla1 5
Seriously....how is this a YDI moment? Sorry OP
irishboii957 2
Someone is loved/: that sucks OP im sorry fyl
Psychology_13 8
Perv!