Anon
United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
Anonymous
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Ineedjustice03
Singapore
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
dylandeltufo 0
Sorry
writergirl23 19
Better than fighting against having custody of you.
itskimHOLLA 0
Poor you!! It was kinda the same thing for me when my parents got divorced. I was unfortunately forced to live with my grandparents. I guess things are crazy right now so they're probably overwhelmed, but they will come back around. I promise. If not, come live with me. ^_^
Yankeefan31 0
Sounds an awful lot like a Bad Luck Brian meme tweet. Parents get divorced. Neither fight for custody.
lowshadows 21
It's ok OP. I hate my parents and when parents divorce, they never think about their children, only themselves. Trust me you're better off without them.
animelove 5
ogm i feel you but even now my parents still fight over me so would you rather have parents who want better for you that may be a reason why
FML_Girl171 0
Awe!!! How old are you?
Funnywayz 0
Aw man I'm so sorry. I almost cried dude. It'll get better.
ConcaveUp 1
Atleast you know you were probably the reason for the divorce.
ftwwithnoregrets 0
Oh, that sucks..