Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
Keiren 14
And the Parents of the Year award goes to...
Namenlos_fml 20
Sure, make it all about you. Maybe if you took all that energy dedicated to self pity, and was actually supportive, maybe at least one of your parents would want you.
dramaelf 37
You are the world's biggest asshole.
XtraEzeee 8
146- You just said your bio is the way you feel. Which means, and I quote a previous commenter, you "still think the world is out to get" you. Which you later denied. Your story doesn't add up miss!
baddawg365 0
164- I think they find your comments a lacking of intelligence, or consistency so they thumb you down. Baustigt- Anyone who bashes the E. Poe is obviously uncouth and very low brow. Im not a horror fanatic but he was a brilliant man, possible insane but hey what genius isn't slightly nutty.
freakizoid_fml 5
Awwh:( but in a meme reference.. You must be bad luck Brian!
jstfyd 1
lmao
tashalynn01 0
wow.. that's pathetic:( I'M so sorry you had to feel that hurt and neglect.. that just means God has something better planned for you.. good luck..
rainbowflag 2
I'm surprised any one actually pressed the "you deserved it" button
broadysgirl 0
I'm sorry :(
Briiyahh 7
Your parents are terrible