Anon
United States
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Parents of the year
Today, I got to experience the rare pleasure of overhearing my divorcing parents admit that neither of them want full custody of me, or even shared custody, and then planning to guilt one of my grandparents into accepting custody instead. God I hate them both. FML
Anonymous
For the kids
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Ineedjustice03
Singapore
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Top comments
vaughant 5
That's terrible OP I'm sorry
AngelicTide 11
Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.
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Comments (136)
DeeStylez 0
Sucks man everything will get better. But someone tell me what OP is.
AliceLockehart 18
Orange Pineapples. Seriously, Google it.
sprinklecakes 4
Optimus Prime, duh.
ICastillo 25
Orgasmic Pleasure
Trisha_aus 15
Op is Batman.
blanccamaro74 6
Look at it this way When it's nursing home time send them to some crappy place in Mexico where they will be used as drug mules, nothing says revenge like making a person be forced to cram rubbers full of cocaine in their bum for the rest of their life
Skittles_Rawr 8
Win.
The_CL0GGER 0
Send them to a nursing home as soon as possible
eastsidesoldier 7
I would fight for u:)... U as a dependent makes more money for me during tax season:)
hama806 19
What!?!? Are you an idiot?
seanv_18 0
Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajaja god that's funny you mad bro? Prolly an understandable reason to not fight for ya
ManInTheMachine 20
Watch out guys, we've got an asshole over here! Pay him no mind; I'll quarantine the area so his ignorance doesn't spread. You're welcome.
ManInTheMachine 20
Dammit Baustigt, I had everything planned out! Now you're going to waste taxpayer money and be a reject for the re-- *Finds vaccine in pocket* -Oh. Well I guess you could use this. Wanna go get some coffee?
white16sox 19
I will leave my reply at I hope you are banned from this app/website.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
43 your comment made me die a little inside.
seanv_18 0
Thumbs up to the die a little inside now try just actually dyin help the world out a little
white16sox 19
65, I was talking to 43.
seanv_18 0
haaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaa it's more sad that u took the time to type allllllllll of that out instead of doing something productive like have a life god u people crack me up posting on here looking for support while u think ur sarcastometer was an intelligent " burn " it still doesn't beat out the ultimate burn each one of you has received called wait for it .......life ....now I know ...you mad bro ???? Lmao
MrsRonaldo 18
My thumb accidentally hit the thumbs up button to your comment^. I'm unbelievably mad, bro.
seanv_18 0
Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she thumbed up the death comment bahahahahahahhaahaha it secretly means u agree with it
MrsRonaldo 18
Where did you get that logic from? Preschool?
DracoSpirita 21
108 - Yeah, sure, totally... ABSOLUTELY ******* NOT. Dumbass.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Uh, seanv_18. I can't believe YOU took the time to type all of THAT. Don't be a hypocrite. This comment took me exactly 18 seconds to type. Oops, that's 18 seconds I'll never get back. What a shame.
seanv_18 0
Lmao all u people .....u mad bro ???? It's funny tho I know none of u would say or do anything in person that I wouldn't laugh an laugh an laugh directly into ur faces over
jayhawkchik 4
Hahaha, You suk BRO! Go GTL you little jersey shore wannabe oompah !
seanv_18 0
Sorry not from jersey sad that u used that anagram looser ......u mad bro????
seanv_18 0
It's really sad u used GTL I just laugh an laugh an laugh at all of you on here face to face doesn't matter no one would do anything an I'd ask every time at the end ..............you mad bro ?
ManInTheMachine 20
Wow...this fool is still spewing his ignorance? Last time I checked there were only 5 replies.... Pay the troll no mind people. He takes joy from pissing others off...which is why he will stay in his mother's basement until the age of 60, fapping to animal ****, with no hope for a productive life of his own. It must be sad that the only thing you can come up with is "lolz u mad bro??" You must get ALL the chicks at school...when you're not getting the shit beat out of you, of course. Enjoy it while it lasts, asshat. It's the form of pleasure you'll get in your miserable life.
hama806 19
That's just so sad. Shame on them. Sorry for you OP but what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
ImaginaryFoe 1
This is definitely a terrible situation but you might come out of this better than you were. If you're old enough, you can try emancipation. Find a friend or family member you can stay with until you finish school. Get a part-time job so you don't become too much of a financial burden to anyone else. Whatever you do, don't let their actions define you.
manzylittle3759 6
Why does anyone deserve this?
white16sox 19
Assholes like 43 that think they know everything, but are so ignorant.
ninjapuffy 4
That's awful :-(
Enslaved 38
Unless your mom's a crackhead, you'll most likely automatically end up with her. Dads, unfortunately, usually get screwed when it comes to custody battles. Or.... They both feel as if you're old enough to decide where you want to live and giving you the option.