Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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lazorzpewpew 0
Generally, if you entrust your source of money to someone you believe they will practice restraint and won't go splurging. Clearly, he expected it to be so, but for whatever reason his wife decided it was a good idea to spend a bunch of money.
darkmis1 18
Make her pay you ALL the money back........plus interest!
mattmag 0
haha i completely agree
Jaywin 3
******** whenever you want wherever you want for 5 years sounds like reasonable payback.
mixedchick 0
marriage means you share everything but marriage is also based on trust that is inconsiderate because the amount is so high its not like $100 its 7,000! but im assuming you always let her use your credit card so its probably not her fault?
diet_otaku 0
it's not about the cost, it's about the fact that he's paying so much money for a trip he didn't even get to go on. time to file for divorce!
sooyeah17 0
Um that definitely sucks that she spent $7000 without telling you to begin with, but you have to remember that marriage means "what's yours is mine.." but you're right that she shouldn't have done that in the first place. Legal tip: divorce on the grounds that she spent a large amount of both of your funds without discussing it first, not on the face that she took your credit card without asking.
aback 5
Better talk to a lawyer. Find out how much of your ass you're going to lose, and how to prevent that in the future.
toyota_fml 0
take all her underwear and cut out the part between the legs best revenge and u would get a good laf out of it lol
Check_Mate 0
So that his wife now has to spend yet more money to buy new underwear? Excellent plan. Also: laugh.
genius_man16 1
Way to be married to someone you'd be happy having out of the house and call a "witch". You sound like you have a wonderful marriage.
plexico 4
#53 It is totally awful! My life is one continuous FML, that's why I come here. Misery loves company. The most painful part of my marriage is the ongoing neglect that would not make a punchy FML. "Today, I came home from a great day of work. I came up with a great idea that will make my company very successful. My wife decided that telling me about her fight with the dry cleaner was more important. FML." That would not make it.
lmmmr 0
Seriously? You think that your life is ****** because your wife wanted to share what happened in her day with you? Oh, you poor thing.
jnic 0
Ugh. From what I've read in the replies... divorce the poor woman already and set her free, you obnoxious bastard. Boohoo if she talks first, you have the whole evening to blab on about your super important life.
plexico 4
What the **** are you complaining about? You had time AWAY from your wife! I wouldn't pay quite that much for time away from the witch, but I'd enjoy it anyways!
lmfaointhebutt 0
women.
need4speed0829 0
sucks but i agree with 31 lol