Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
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Jimboom 12
Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.
z4opv14 0
Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.
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Comments (88)
ummokayso 0
in all fairness, if she had a good reason to divorce you then you shouldn't expect her to suddenly just drop all of that because it was the anniversary of the day you happened to leave your moms ******. but if she was just being a bitch then FYL.
username_17 0
today i saw a 39 year old man post on a forum meant for tweenies. FML. jk man, i feel ya pain.
Inyourendo 0
Wow, what a bitch dont worry about her (it), just be happy you dont have to spend any more time with that but it must have hit hard, sorry to hear man
slipkid 0
ouch. what a bitch. thats not cool at all. well i bet you'll find someone so much better than that.
the0ther 0
when i hear something like this i start to think that women are completely amoral creatures who delight in cruelty. sorry about the news. i'm in a similar spot myself, turned 34 today and got dumped about 3 or 4 days ago.
Vis4Vin 0
omg that is so sad!
itsasmallworld 0
I am suspicious of WHY she did this because women don't seek revenge without a semi-just cause. I still think it was tacky and if she was sincerely trying to console you with the subscription, she is just a D.A.B. and you are better off without her. So be happy.
namesarehardtoth 0
some do
usoedo 0
that is very very sad,.....
whitey_fml 0
maybe the divorce isnt such a bad thing after all... damn.
bbqbarbiedolls 0
this is so sad... my condolences. Happy Birthday though.