Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
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Jimboom 12
Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.
z4opv14 0
Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.
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Comments (88)
shuyin14 0
well, it's better to be alone then with someone who dosen't want you. you'll be alright. Try the subscription, maybe some thing will come out of it.
fml_is_life 0
Awww sorry to hear about that! There are clearly better women out there for you. Wish you all the best!
legomyleg1111 0
Ya know what, that really sucks!! but if she is going to do that to you **** her!!! I am a girl, and that is just ******!!! The nerve of some people!!!
bongo200 1
well i feel bad for you... but did you do anything to make her angry? For all we know, you coulda done something wrong.
Jaywin 3
You should've been like , "Thanks but I already have a membership to sexsearch, BIATCH!"
Jason_fml 0
Not enough information. I want to know what you did that made her want a divorce.
schnitzcopter 0
That's awful...
lukepwns 0
F match.com, head over to Date.com: http://tinyurl.com/findagirl
npk88 0
wow.....now THAT is definitely deserving of a huge "FML"
Samboni 0
wow, man, that sucks. so, what does your wife look like?