Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for not being able to fix his computer. I’m not in IT, I wasn’t hired to have anything to do with IT, but he assumes that because I’m the youngest woman in the building and look like a nerd that I’m automatically a computer expert. I don’t even own my own computer at home. FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me because every time he does his checklist walk-through of the warehouse I’m always sat on my ass in the break room, either watching television or fast asleep. Yeah, he does his walk-through every day between 12:30 and 12:45, right in the middle of my lunch break. Idiot. FML
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luna_soulslayer 13
No he did understand...he just doesn’t care more likely.
Dthsapprntc 23
Of course he didn't understand, he's a boss. It is a requirement of all bosses to not understand why their employees can't do the impossible, such as being in two places at once.
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Comments (6)
luna_soulslayer 13
No he did understand...he just doesn’t care more likely.
MidnaLink 35
See, now, this is why I like the Naruto series so much, they can do shit we can’t like be in multiple places.
Dthsapprntc 23
Of course he didn't understand, he's a boss. It is a requirement of all bosses to not understand why their employees can't do the impossible, such as being in two places at once.
TheSminty1 17
Years back a supervisor did the same thing to me. We had a huge blowup argument and I stormed off. When I got back there was an ambulance there. He had suffered a stroke.
Memnoc 26
Let me guess... You got blamed for that one, too?
TheSminty1 17
I was
JLS 4
Ugh my boss would ask me the same question over and over. I’d say I don’t know but that wasn’t good enough. And it wasn’t a question I should know for my job. It would be like “who won the 1986 World Series”. Anytime I did give him an answer to anything work related or otherwise he googled it to try to prove me wrong. What a douche.
not_mario13 7
Some context is missing here. it's your fault. Ydi!