Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
onlychildFTW 34
Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!
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Comments (180)
midnight21 8
Hahahahahahahahahahaha YES!!
polkadot3155 6
Mental image *joey doesn't share food!*
misshighjinks 5
Never touch the food.
stepymac 15
Never take food from a woman's plate it turns into a trip to the nurses office
dharmaxxx 2
"you cross my chow zone again. you'll pull back a bloody stump."
Thuban 0
My wife would just shrug this off and jack my chocolate later. Stabbing your hand for anything, not what happens in a loving relationship.
Garytru 0
Your greedy.
jquiggy89 3
I've been slapped with a hot greasy spatula over some bacon at my house before.
shanhigh 2
omfg...what is wrong with your wife...she has SERIOUS problems!! you don't just stab someone with a fork....
dakotahgillmore 0
That's my girlfriend