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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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Barrientos432 5

Ouch>.< that sucks..

iamepiclee 3

good luck buddy! don't let her get everything man or ur a lil wuss!

alxvolleyball7 0

ouch lol but seriously suck it up my moms been divorced 4 times now! that meens another new stepdad on the way for me! hope you don't have kids!

Ludii_fml 0

i think its the new fashionnable thing to do. "yay let's get married and divorce in a couple of years! c'mon it'll be funnn. and we can have even more fun by making some kids!! oooh i can't wait to see their faces when we tell'em to choose who they wanna live with. hooray for competitionnn"

RuggerPip 0

that's because your mum is a slag

Brittney_E 0

my mom is a bigger slag then. married and divorced 10 times. sorry if our lives aren't the way we'd like them to be.

Chrisskiies 0

Wow that's alot Britney, I would have given up after wife number 2. But that's just me.

StrickenAza34 4

Happy Birthday, finally got rid of the bitch!

Cinn_fml 23

Harsh. Did you do something to severely piss her off or did you just marry a bitch?

Epic_Times 10

I think she could just be a cold hearted bitch lol

alxvolleyball7 0

19- lol

SpaceMannn 0

I sure hope she put money in there too. so sad op. so sad.

spady62287 0

cancel that bitch... buy yourself another one.

lilalfredo 0

That's cold-blooded!!