Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my wife's sister called with a confession. My wife never wanted children, but I did, but I thought she'd miscarried the first two, so we stopped trying. Her sister confessed that she'd actually aborted them and lied to me. We picked out names for them and she aborted them. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, two weeks after my wife of 3 years caught me screwing her sister in our bed, and she disappeared to her mom’s and refused to take my calls, she came home to get her stuff. Apparently on the night I cheated, she was about to tell me she was 6 weeks pregnant with my baby. She left for the two weeks to get an abortion. FML
Today, my wife and I have been trying for kids for years and nothing, yet my deadbeat brother just ran out on his third pregnant girlfriend in a row, with no intention of meeting the baby ever. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
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Top comments
KingAdrock 16
Your wife asked for a threesome; with her own SISTER... AND you didn't use protection? YDI, Cletus.
sunnyray812 42
Why would you even agree for a threesome with your wife's sister? Why would she suggest it? I guess some incest gets her turned on. 😷
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Comments (49)
Chloe555_fml 27
Roll Tide
Emma Marshall 19
Say it with me now..... Condom 🙌🏼
jbuckets_404 39
So how was nailing the SIL supposed to get the wife pregnant???
peithecelt 28
she had a threesome with her SISTER? I'm fairly pro-kink, but... ewwwwwww
wysegirl 24
Why didn't you use protection with her sister?? I hope the three of you can work things out.
Johnny5 16
(X) Doubt
Austin Schmit 10
Very easily could be someone else’s kid. If sis is doing incestuous threesomes without protection I’d say the odds are high you weren’t the only one who unloaded in the past month. Paternity test asap, go from there. GL
Santorini Lawrencia 19
You and your wife, you guys are both ****** up. And that sister of your wife too. Grow some sense, dude.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Okay so this is how it works, y’all consensually had sex, y’all chose to have the protection or lack there of, your wife may or may not even be able to be pregnant and your sister in law may or May not even be having your kid. Aside from what everyone in this section is commenting on about the incest, which from the world of **** seems to be a dream for most men anyway and the viewers never seem to have problems with that. You’re all adults, you all made choices and honestly if your wife is angry at you for this happening, maybe you’re better off with her sister anyway lol.
christinedm 9
Yeah that’s pretty creepy... don’t involve yourself in incest would be my advice lol. Let’s hope that baby isn’t yours