Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
Today, the crazy bitch next door called the cops for me spying on her from my bathroom window. That window was painted shut by the previous owner, and I haven’t unsealed it yet. I had to show this to the cops to prove I have no illegal motive for pissing in my own toilet. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
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cocoshake 16
report him for stalking
julianbozikovic 20
Keep doing it in front of him and when the cops come he'll look like an idiot! That'll be a good laugh :D
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Comments (119)
makkarari 18
I hate snoopy neighbours. I used to have one that would keep track of how often my kids were playing outside. I stopped letting them play in the backyard and took them to the park instead. Neighbours suck ass! I feel your pain!
Silk_Routes 14
jus keep him alive..he is caring n adorable
Ashd09 30
I know your pain OP. People accuse me of doing drugs all the time. Even now that I use an insulin flex-pen I have to explain myself at school at least once a week. I wish more people would take the time to ask questions and learn instead of screaming "drugs" every time a diabetic takes their insulin
BlondePsycho 43
I love peoples assumption that someone holding a syringe in public and clearly injecting themselves infront of everyone MUST be pumping themselves up with heroine, because thats what junkies do. Real drug addicts wouldnt sneak off to a bathroom or closet to shoot up, oh no.
interesting33 37
But... but.. if this is a common theme or even if it happened just once SURELY the school would issue an assembly or something to educate people and let them know that person is diabetic? By the sounds of it they haven't done this and I do not understand why not. The teachers at least should know though in case the person goes into diabetic shock or needs to eat or something.
BlondePsycho 43
I feel like in either case the person is bound to be stigmatized, either as falsely accused drug addict or as a "sick" person but that depends entirely on how the school treats the subject.
nesteremily 31
Im just gunna go ahead and say that the school systems suck balls when it comes to diabetes. Im not even allowed to check my blood in class as one girl complained that it was disgusting and she shouldn't have to see it. The school took her side.
interesting33 37
Wow. My sister is Diabetic and one girl said that once and we got annoyed at her. She can inject, eat or check her bloodsugar whenever here.
Maycontainnuts 17
#93 - Diabetes is classed as a disability and your school should have a (504?) plan for how to handle it. You can fight that - you should be able to take your medication whenever you need it. The law is on your side. As well as your health. At the end of the day its your life; she can look away.
Maycontainnuts 17
# Also on a pump you need to check your sugars even more reguarly. In the short term its putting your life in danger. In the long term its puting your health in danger. Seriously fight that, you are more important than her "convienience". She should be glad she doesnt have to fingerprick 8x a day.
ndnpride88 25
Favorite new word "THUNDERCUNT"
Sheepalicious 20
Those are also two charges there. One for spying and the the other for false witness. Now call the cops on him. Oh, and harassment too!
StickyPickles 33
Thundercunt ftw
wvcheesehead 13
Makes me think of the new female Thor.
gebhardsdairy 7
sorry the SOB is harassing u... Idk Why Society can't just leave people alone..
ajilon7 17
FML for the insult "Thundercunt"???
vikky538 29
i say leave the used insulin injections in front of his home...cops automatically go there...