Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
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saksxalmo 20
World's youngest troll?
willbur73q 7
I have to say, I do love a good prank. Cruel, yes. Well done, for sure.
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Comments (154)
PenguinBitch 44
They did the prank on you because they saw me smoke weed. #PrankForPenguin
McAninch35 9
wut
tazrek01 6
You're an idiot!
crazytwinsmom 25
Are you talking to OP or penguin?
SoultheWolf 19
I really hope you punish them both...
10showgirl 16
This means war. Time to play dirty.
thestoryofmylyf 20
Hahaha, bad prank ,but good
ronski 41
Well done to your daughter on a great performance, thankfully mine didn't do that. Time for her to exit stage left
KaiCer0 8
Best dramatic scene goes to...*insert drumroll* your daughter!
Reaper1984 13
And the Oscar goes to....
MalzxTheTerrible 4
That's awesome! I'd be proud of my troll children, and then plot my revenge.
Satoaoi 13
classic ketchup bit lol