sophie
United States
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Silverdale, United States
You better shape up
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied, "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
Zwijndrecht, Netherlands
Drama!
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Pure entertainment
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
deadmedia
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Slap in the face
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
thanksjill
United States
Owned
Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
juliet
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Theater kid
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Top comments
tanhauser08 0
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.
nillakush1 3
i bet you're gorgeous :)
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fxrider 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ha
Autoshot 9
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
LunaNstars 0
that's clever. and poor OP. :(
rallets 23
truth hurts
Flyin_Turtle14 0
Truths a bi+€h sometimes
Finn_the_human 5
Don't you see princess? WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIE!
mfmylifesrsly 30
why are you scared to say bitch?
Flyin_Turtle14 0
I though they would block it but I guss not
sterlingarcher 1
haha wow sucks for you..
esu 5
that's rough perhaps your just too smart to play the princess :)
scar97 0
1- **** up and post a real comment. it's really annoying when the first poster has nothing good to say...
MissBunny25 0
piss in that bitch's coffee
staceysgenesis16 0
ooo thats a good idea .. a hint of piss n sugar in her coffe
HateyMcHater 4
"...princesses ARE evil. The way they get that power is they kill people."
C6Racer 0
MissBunny, she should menstruate in her coffee instead.
dre_bro11 12
Ewwww! How disgusting. The thought of sugar in her coffee?!?
NoHabloEspaniol 2
tell me bout it
SwaggerMelon 6
Tahhhh
SwaggerMelon 6
Wait? Why would be playing a princess? How old are you?
Nuclear_Ninja 6
Could you play the beast?
enonymous 9
It's ok I'd hit it... want a mustache ride?
EvilPotato 15
lol
LunaNstars 0
uh perv?
enonymous 9
Yes I am. creeping every night and on all genders.
nutsackmuscle 0
haha bro you are awesome.
sterlingarcher 1
that's kinda disturbing..
randomlettrrs 8
just paperbag it and tag it
holymolybro 0
.....I bet you listen to cold play..
SpilltMilk2 0
Just hide it and ride it .
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! hide it n ride it lmao
techweed 12
cover the face, f**k the base
humzizzl3 0
maybe OP you should committ suicide and everything will be fine :]
tanhauser08 0
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.
CardMaster1992 0
It's obvious she shouldn't be a princess if she doesn't have the look for it. Every bad movie and play out there would be either the acting sucked or the actors/actresses just didn't fit the part. Why this is even an FML is beyond me. OP sucked for the part; she needs to get over it and audition for a role she Can play.
EvilPotato 15
completed agreed I just she broke it to her nicely
kingtz 6
Yes, audition to play the evil witch or ogress.
moosemonkey1000 6
obviously you've never seen Shallow Hal
mandalore92 0
16 I got moderated for that kind of talk by the FML Nazis. watch yo self
beatrucelynn 0
#4 have you ever SEEN the queen, how do you explain THAT?!?
beatrucelynn 0
she's one bad hair cut shy of being Susan Boyle? god save the queen because surely noone else will......
RezaCookies 0
what about kesha?
art_of_troll 0
Dude you're not even jacked
meatbeat 5
hey everyone I like unicorns.
CardMaster1992 0
I am confused as to whether your avatar is a girl or boy with long hair. FYL with that picture. Oh. And try not to post such a moronic comment if you won't handle such a comment that I made in due-respect to yours.
mygreenhoodie 0
cardmaster, you're a douche
FallonFerSure 6
I think it's a pic of a guy with hair only on the sides with a baby's face photoshopped on. Odd...
karlijn 4
i'm sorry for you.
DropDead77 11
play an ugly person :D
Kokomo97 0
lol! nice 162
lolmyendoff456 7
geez ... ouch :(
jewels1877 0
I bet the child inside you was crushed.
randomlettrrs 8
if she is ugly, then no sex. no sex = no child inside her.
Thanatos1206 0
71 your logic is infallible.
capitalone 0
win
BuhZinga 2
OK 71, now try adding alcohol to your equation. Ugly people need lovin too ^_~
shoecrazy 5
9 that was a stupid thing to say you ish.
nillakush1 3
i bet you're gorgeous :)
LunaNstars 0
you're sweet :)
ImaWiseGuy 5
perhaps she is, but not gorgeous enough to play the princess.....<-her teachers words not mine.......
sterlingarcher 1
haha ^^ :)..
holymolybro 0
On the inside.
chosenen 6
she's probebly kind.
txgirl2013 14
get a mirror and say "you have no room to talk...". even if she is pretty she has a ugly attitude
melbadelb 0
I'm sorry to be off topic but seriously that is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life & just made my day . I really would love to be able to pick that dog up & give it a hug .
ImaWiseGuy 5
isn't that dog like a maltipoo or something?
txgirl2013 14
it's a shih tzu
MegamiKaosu 28
I love my Shi tzu<3
jvillan87 5
I like how Shi tsu is like shit zoo
jvillan87 5
I like how Shi tsu is like shit zoo
shoecrazy 5
i agree with 11