Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
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thepickler 0
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oh my gawd, first
FenderYK 0
Damn it how do these FMLs make it through the mods? this isnt even funny...
MrJentipede 2
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YDI for being ugly AND for being unable to spell "consistency."
karmaSUCKS321453 0
she forgot the "" around "best friend"
drinkupgorgeous 0
This sounds familar...
redbluegreen 41
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2187535 That's probably what you're thinking of. Close, but not exactly,
wi_party_boy 0
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SECOND MOTHA FUCKAZ!
no1askdu 5
fail.
wi_party_boy 0
Sorry, but i have a pet peeve of people saying "fail". It just sounds a bit immature in my opinion. I have the same pet peeve when people reply with "true", for example.
snzizle 0
no one gives a ****, "wi_party_boy". what, do you want him to apologize for offending you by saying fail? should we all abstain from saying "true" or "fail" in your presence?
snzizle 0
btw, I have a pet peeve for people who say "SECOND MOTHA FUCKA!!" as if this is the greatest accomplishment of their day and they need to swear at us all to make that point known
mcsnelly 5
It's just so reassuring to know that there are so many people out there that are so quick to blame the victim... (Sarcasm, if there's anyone who couldn't tell)
Boob_fml 6
You bitching like a little girl is what's immature. Die please.
moonlight_daze 8
Well, I think ALL OF YOU are immature bickering whiners..
renaet 0
Fail.
lottofee 0
true.
TheDoge 0
True fail dat, lolz, omg pwned. Actually, you're grammar is worth laughing at by itself. I'm presuming your friend didn't say "(you) wasn't as pretty..." as I'm guessing that none would want to lay with her, unless they too suffered from mental retardation. Watch where you put the quotation marks, dumb fail. Secondly, Its freaking consistency. Jeez. I don't even think the dumb ***** south of you in the US spell it that stupidly. Damn, why don't you just go cry yourself to sleep, ugly.
FozzieGirl 0
Would that be "your grammar" ? And, how about "it's freaking consistency" ? Attention to detail makes such a difference.
chowyuk 0
Wow The doge, fozziegirl owned you hard. You were being all grammar Nazi and fozziegirl was subtle with her corrections to you, which totally makes you look way more stupid than the op. I hope you crawl into a hole and never try to correct someones grammar again
wi_party_boy 0
Thanks chowyuk, but no need to narrate
UselessName 0
Most Failing Comment Ever.
idrownfish 0
FAIL #24
amayalives4music 1
It was a true fail :D. take that mothafucka. Right back at you.
The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kaysi_28 0
uh huh
drinkupgorgeous 0
What the hell does the difference between 'tu' and 'usted' have to do with anything?
GurrenBrigade 0
i kind of lol'ed.
NaziZombie 0
thank you, i'm sure there was a reason why my comment got buried or whatever. GrammarNazi AWAYYYY!
flavasava73 5
Ummmmmmmmm. What? Who are you talking to? 'tu' and ' usted'?
hazeleyedlady00 0
"best friend" ? i dont think so.
americayay 0
that's kind of why i'm voting YDI. this can't be the first insultingly self-involved thing her "best friend" has done, yet she's still her best friend.
cuterthanuthink 0
damn girl. thats horrible. Ex best friend!
MooKee 0
Oh the memories... =D sorry that happened to you, at least you don't have to take on that responsibility if she wouldn't have appreciated it/
loserboii 11
YDI for Deserving it!
FrescoLove 10
she should just go to the wedding and steal the groom
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
anon385 23
Omg thrs what i thought
dore 0
consistency
the_stereotype 0
that's what i was going to say! lol. just tell her it would make her seem prettier and then mutter bridezilla only slightly coherently