sophie
United States
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Silverdale, United States
You better shape up
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied, "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
Zwijndrecht, Netherlands
Drama!
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Pure entertainment
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
deadmedia
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Slap in the face
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
thanksjill
United States
Owned
Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
juliet
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Theater kid
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Top comments
tanhauser08 0
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.
nillakush1 3
i bet you're gorgeous :)
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missy_n 0
Skin colour hair dont matter, the person u r does :-) there r not-so-goodlooking actors that are so popular because of their acting skills and not looks! So to hell with ur teacher!
mcnally664 5
true....but when was the last time you saw Steve Buschemi playing a princess?
lakeybalboa 0
not true spiderwoman
anorexicbarbie 8
77 Hahahah, that's not true. It's not really the inside that counts, looks mean a lot.
meegunqueenofall 0
See, this is why kids are turning to anorexia (or bulimia), cutting, and of course suicide. What's wrong with people these days? I agree with #87 and 89, Slap a hoe, OP!
jess6blondie9 3
Meh, they mean a little bit, that's the whole first attraction to someone. But you shouldn't marry someone for looks, or just date them for their looks. I wouldn't want to date someone that is just hot but an ass, would you?
anorexicbarbie 8
You have a point there, I wouldn't want to put up with anyones shit. But looks are very important because I'm shallow. At least I admit it though :-)
jess6blondie9 3
Lol, well props for admitting it! :)
beatrucelynn 0
that's silly, everyone knows you don't need to be pretty to be royalty... I mean look at england.
nancyfantastic 3
This is by far the best response I have read yet for this post.
pip74205 9
OMG! The number of negative comments on here is disgusting. Being a princess, real or in a play, has nothing to do with looks. If she's a good actress, then that should be all that mattered. The rest of you are just pathetic assholes. Life is more than looks. Beauty if fleeting people. Grow up.
beatrucelynn 0
that's exactly what I was thinking. there are some amazing actors who aren't exactly tens either. people are so hung up on looks
Flyboy_86 0
u're gt a nasty b!tch for a teacher