sophie
United States
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Silverdale, United States
You better shape up
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied, "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
Zwijndrecht, Netherlands
Drama!
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
embarrassed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Pure entertainment
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
deadmedia
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Slap in the face
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
thanksjill
United States
Owned
Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
juliet
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Theater kid
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Top comments
tanhauser08 0
Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.
nillakush1 3
i bet you're gorgeous :)
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Musicnotwords 0
That sucks. Do what you need to do to get the part lol
siilvr 0
thats horrible:( who says that to someone??
conniebaby67 0
your pretty I just know it.
ryanebk 7
owned
djames66 0
Next time you see your teacher, tell her you need to tell her something. When she bends over to listen to you, haul off and kick her smack in the face. When she starts tearing up and trying to stop the bloody nose, just tell her, "Oh, I'm sorry, you just not pretty enough to talk to." Walk away.
Benji114 0
here's a suggestion: get a life outside of school plays..
jeffree_adams 5
6564 people weren't pretty enough to get the princess part of the play.
vanquish83 0
Slap her and told her to look herself in the mirror. Every girls deserved the best even they ugly or not.
awesomegirl2s98 1
That sucks. On the bright side you won't have to memorize so many lines!
soccer_lover_714 4
This thing sounds like a tongue twister to me with all those "P's" xD