Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a video call with my boss and some clients. Everything was going smoothly until my 3-year-old son walked in wearing my wife’s high heels and started running circles around me, yelling, “Look at me, I’m a queen!” My boss and clients were visibly confused, and all I could do was laugh nervously, and hope it'll never be mentioned again. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
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emile_heskey 11
Brought to you by the letters F, M, and L
Helpfulman 17
Plot twist: his wife is Elmo.
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Comments (58)
grimpeeper 13
Wait, why did he record his son?
ohSNAPyall 27
Home movies.
slyde32 12
because he's his son and that's what parents do?
CaroAurelia 12
I'm sorry, but this is probably the funniest thing I have ever read.
cjwayy 22
My boyfriend's brother's girlfriend sounds like Elmo.
nevm 12
My friends dads cousins dogs neighbor sounds like elmo
2i1337i2iscore 13
My sister's friend's brother's dog's toy of Elmo sounds like Barney
jbombdighetty 11
I sound like Elmo
quickit 24
Not sure how you can come back from that one. Hopefully he didn't take it too seriously OP.
RA91 26
Agreed, lol
rekkas 16
That's actually not that bad
PinkasaurusRex 25
Hopefully he's not a Grouch and doesn't take it too seriously. I'm sure it will blow over.
popsvb01 9
You know the guy who does the voice is a big black guy right?
Joshery 14
Hope you didn't lose your job OP
dustin007 15
Play it off ?
airbear18 15
If my friend sounded like Elmo I'd laugh all day long. seeing as they would be my friend they'd laugh to for they'd be laughing at me for the crazy eye thing I can do. inside jokes are aweome.