Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
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Top comments
sassysoprano 0
Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.
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Comments (123)
funzcpl 0
lol. how pissed were you when he said that? and how did he get your number? if he has been stalking you for 3 years,then anyone who knows you would know not to give him your number. and 3 years is hella long to be stalking someone. Ummmmmmm restraining order?!
DevianceIsBliss 0
Do you put "Ummmmmm" somewhere in every post?
lobster64 0
hush up!!
zendaddy0 0
well if you have no life the person who has been watching you the past three years should know
x3herox3 0
Lol 37, like a couple fml's ago
Rieks 0
**** his life...
Jamesssy 0
Hot person has a crush on you = cute Ugly person has a crush on you = eww stalker
tona01 16
hahahahaha i know is true with MOST girls, not all MOST so please don't post bullshit telling me that you don't do that with you i mean girls in fml thank you
LMeltdown 4
I had a stalker who one time showed up in my hospital room as I awoke from anesthesia. Still terrifies me. You don't need someone obsessed with you and belittling you in a ploy to make you think they are your hero. Take action, protect yourself. You just cannot predict the motivations of those who become consumed with someone else.
UnluckyChicka 0
hey! i have a personal stalker too! .... *mumbles profanities* I still don't know how he knows where I live...
gtrgdss 0
my ex husband stalked me for the longest time - and made his new wife drive the car while he did it. would be funny if it weren't so messed up. lol
cueevilthunder 0
Is it just me, or does this sound like a bitchy little fourteen year old whining that a not-so-cute boy has a crush on her?